Auditors

No doubt, auditors are the least preferable guest in all offices. Different clients have different skills to deal with those troublesome guys. You can also see how smart those clients are.

Auditors: Do you have...
Client in H: "You want A and B and C right? By the way, we have D also. But please send us a request list."

Auditors: Do you have A, B and C?
Client J: "Well, hm...let me see...ah...hm...I think we have it...well, we have to check it up..I'm not sure...we will get back to you tomorrow." (without jotting it down on their notes)
Or /
"Well, you know...actually we don't need that...We believe it is good enough..."
Or/
"I don't know." (with an innocent face)

Auditors: Why there is...
Client H: Oh this question I think you and your colleagues have asked us for many times. It is because blah...blah...blah. Jot it down and don't ask me again ok?

Auditors: Why there is this and that stated on the list that you have reviewed?
Client J: Yes, I am responsible to review it and my manager signed it off. We both noticed that but we don't know why...

On site A:
Auditors: Why only 2003 are stored here mixing up with current ones?
Client J: Because they are old and unused and we have space...
Auditors: Where is 2004, 2005 or 2006?
Client J: Well...they are relatively new and we reused them...
Auditors: Where is 2001 or 2002?
Client J: ...

On site B:
Auditors: Why CCTV is not facing the entrance?
Client J: Well, we can control it from room A.
In room A:
Auditors: Could you show me the monitoring screen? (the screen is in black)
Client J: ???
Auditors: ?????
Client J: Oh yes, we have to switch off the light if nobody is there, so we cannot see anything from the monitoring screen...ahaha... ...

On site B:
Auditors: How do you deal with the misprint?
Client J: Here is the trash box.
Auditors: You throw confidential information in the trash box?
Client J: Yes! We will shred them in batch.
Auditors: Where you store the batches?
Client J: In another room.
Auditors: Who can access to that room?
Client J: Everybody can.
Auditors: No lock?
Client J: No lock.
Auditors: ...