Story about Mr RiceBall

Pursued by threats and terror of USS, here is the story about Mr RiceBall.

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Once upon a time Mr RiceBall was living in a village full of stupid cows. Mr RiceBall himself was nerdy and shy.

One day Mr RiceBall was wandering outside by himself when he met someone who was going to rock his life - Ms HamBurger.

They fell into each other by first sight and couldn't resist the tide of love river. There rang the bell in the church ding..ding...din' ding...

One year later Ms HamBurger gave birth to a lovely fat baby girl. Mr Riceball gave the baby girl the same name as her mother and so their daughter's name is: RiceBurger*.

*according to USS Mr RiceBall is originated from China and so his last name comes first, which makes the name RiceBurger valid.

Further reading: Story of Ms Dull.