Nine words women use

Got a funny fwd email from USS. I understand that women is born to be deficient to correct convey their idea literally. Dictionary would be a perfect gift to women don't you think so? But luckily men are smart enough to break these codes, hehe. My comments are in red.

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they think are right andyou need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

never believe women know what is time, they weren't the one who invented time.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Rank No.1. frequency of usage. Just simply believe it if they say nothing, be innocent and happy until she suddenly storms you.

4) Go ahead/ do what you want
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do IT!

plus "I don't care."

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A loud sign means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with youabout nothing. ( Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing )

very desperate whenever I hear.

6) That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Women wrongly interpret the meaning of Okay which they think it means not Okay.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Oh do they know this word?

8) Whatever is a women's way of saying F**k you!

Thanks for the politeness of being euphemistic.

9) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's responserefer to #3.

"Fine! Go ahead and thanks!"