You know, ugly stepsister (aka uss) is not only ugly, but also a mean and lazy woman. Though she is employed by the Poison Apple as bartender, all the time you can see her facing the computer chatting with friends (where come friends of uss??) and she even dares to leave work early. Well, I doubt her hardly work.
One day, Mr Arrogant wanted so much to get rid of a person that he hates, he went to seek for the advice of the ugly stepsister, who was notorious of her cruelty.
Mr Arrogant: Give me a plan.
USS: Shoot him.
Mr Arrogant: Shoot you! Just shoot?
USS: Of course not, you stupid, kakaka. First, shoot at him legs.
Mr Arrogant: Not killing him directly? I like blood. Let's blow off his head.
USS: Shoot at his legs, let him fall on the ground. When he is crawling towards you, shoot his body, shoot his arms, shoot him, just shoot him~!
Mr Arrogant: So many shots, I will be running out of bullets.
USS: Shut up. Then lastly, aim at his head. That's all.
Mr Arrogant: That's all? What a crap plan! I can say it out myself and why I need to ask you?
The ugly stepsister, chewing her poison apple in front of her screen, ignored the complaint of Mr Arrogant and said, "Hehehe, get out of here. It's 4:55pm now, I have to run and get the shuttle."
Mr Arrogant was left in the Poison Apple with some wicked trees around, barely could utter a word.
4 comments:
LOL... cant stop laughing... got part 2 or not?
To anastacio soberbo:
Hello! Glad that you've patient to read it. I can't read Portuguese at all so forgive me that I can't share your writings.
To p.birdie,
I think you know uss very well, how about you give her an interview?
i guess u know her better...
U know, the question 'where come friends of uss??', u can answer that best...
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